Become an Author in 4 Simple Steps

At the Boston Globe, Alex Beam explains how you can become a published author in just four easy steps, and you don't even have to write. Step 1, Writing the Book, involves hiring one of the 86,500 ghost writers available via a simple Google search. Steps 2 and 3 explain how you can get positive blurbs and reviews for your book for a nominal feel. Step 4 is the fun part--book signings. So easy!